A coat and tie
Every five or so years, I decide to wear a sport coat and tie to work each day. There’s usually no particular motivating factor; something in my brain says
You should wear a coat and a tie. I like ties; I can wear bright and flashy things  and I get to cut off the flow of oxygen to my brain . I find life more pleasant that way.
I’m always interested to hear how people react.
Are you meeting with someone?
Nope, I just decided to wear a coat and tie.
Why are you wearing a suit?
I’m not. It’s a sport coat .
What’s the special occasion?
There isn’t one.
Best of all,
My, you look dapper today.
That seems to be the wrong d-word. I’m pretty sure that I’m just differently disheveled.
 I like ties with complex and non-regular patterns.
 At least that’s what I claim.
 I don’t claim to understand the terminology for women’s fashion; I shouldn’t be surprised that others don’t know the terminology for mine.
Version 1.0 of 2018-01-30.