Summary: An imitation of and homage to Microsoft's Windows Genuine Advantage program, notionally aiming to profit from the folly of GNU/Linux users in the same way that Microsoft profits from their customers' self-loathing.

Once you've installed Linux Genuine Advantage™, you'll want to register and send in your licensing fees to receive these important benefits:

• Your computer, which worked just fine before, will continue functioning normally!
• Our software which you just installed will not disable logins on your computer (as long as our license server keeps working properly)!
• It's totally awesome!
• We might not raise the yearly licensing fees in the future!

Plus, if you act now, ...