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What I do

During the last academic year, I underwent Grinnell College's salary-review process. While looking through the supporting documents, the Dean of the College discovered that the document that they have on file describing what it is that I'm supposed to be doing for the College dates back to the mid-1980s and doesn't really describe my current position accurately. The Dean asked me to write up a new job description. Here's what I submitted:

My work for the College is evenly divided between two roles: Lecturer in Computer Science and Philosophy, and Manager of the Mathematics Local-Area Network.

As a lecturer, I teach three courses a year and otherwise perform most of the usual duties of a faculty member (since I am untenured, I am ineligible for some such duties), including advising, committee work, and scholarship.

As Manager of the Mathematics Local-Area Network, I support the teaching and research programs of the Department of Mathematics and Computer Science by administering the software, computers, and peripheral devices that MathLAN comprises. Specifically, my main duties are: