####1"Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." 
Pablo Picasso.  

####2"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." 
Rich Cook.  

####3"Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer." 
Rita May Brown.  

####4"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men." 
Isaac Asimov.  

####5"To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer." 
Paul Ehrlich.  
  
####6"Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers." 
Leonard Brandwein.  

####7"UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity." 
Dennis Ritchie.  

####8"The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again." 
Al Goodman.  

####9"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit." 
Eric Porterfield.